1) Where can I find my explanation of benefits?
Sorry, that procedure wasn't covered.
2) What is a third cousin?
The grandchildren of two first cousins; also the children of two second cousins. Third cousins share great-great-grandparents.
3) The Donald, pro or con?
I'm a big fan of Goetze's Caramel Cremes and Necco Wafers.
4) What's green and swims through the ocean?
5) I'm sick of old wine, where can I find some new stuff?
Okay, Steve Martin, I get it.
6) How do I get my rebate?
Send in the little card that came with your purchase, then wait.
7) Is it catalog or catalogue?
Sadly, catalog is the preferred spelling now. I still use the old one, though.
8) Why in hell do you have your own website?
It distracts me from my serious writing.
9) Are you related to Shia?
No. He spells his name wrong anyway, which makes my life more difficult. As if getting LeBoeuf spelled correctly at restaurants and doctors' offices in the first place was easy.
10) Who's green and also wears purple lame?
Yvonne Craig - only true geeks with a penchant for trivia will get this one.
You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend. ~ Paul Sweeney
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I make my home in Florida with my best friend since 1988 (and wife since 2010), Becky.
I've been fortunate to live in three states: Florida (thrice now), Virginia, and Michigan. I have loved living in all three, though I don't really miss slogging to work in snow and ice.
Even more fortunately I've been able to travel a little bit. Bermuda, Bahamas, Grand Cayman, Mexico, Belize, Guatamala, Canada, Italy, Greece, and Turkey.
Future travel dreams include Ireland, anywhere in France that makes wine, and northern Italy. Possibly Germany.